The Lad From Old Ireland
While out in the fields among his hard-working comrades The Lad - who is the biggest, youngest, and clearly best-fed of the crew - realizes that this type of work was better suited to the weaker lot, who did not possess his skill in striking poses. So he kissed his Country Cunt goodbye, leaving her to take his place in the fields striking poses in a life of hopeless destitution, as he set out for a career in an area more suited to his talents - American politics -where money and high-class nookie could free him from the memory of the stench of the poverty and Country Cunt he left behind in dear Old Ireland.