King Koil Kouldn't Kare Less

journal posted 2018-02-18 - last updated 2018-03-30
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At King Koil (a mattress brand with over US$1bil in global retail sales), Customer Service says your sleeping comfort is "out".

Life is busy, so we all have to make choices. Some things are within concern, others are outside.

At King Koil (a mattress brand with over US$1bil in global retail sales), our Customer Service wants you to know that your sleeping comfort is out of concern: our concern is with flashy marketing and ever higher profits.

So if your sleeping comfort on a King Koil doesn't reach your expectation, just give us a call: friendly operators are waiting, with headsets switched off, ready to ignore your whining about your aching back. Hey fool, didn't you see the writing on the wall?

The "r" and "t" keys are close neighbors. But choose the wrong one and it can hijack a message, taking its meaning far from the intent - or reveal a Freudian slip? In any case, proofreading is obviously beyond King Koil's concern. See for yourself. See update below.

Notified them of the goof via the contact form, but there's been no reply and no change - of course.

UPDATE (2018-03-30):The image has finally been taken down.