Les Vampires: Episode 8 – The Thunder Master

Unlike the perpetual loser known by countless names, and unlike that double-crossing dandy 'Goo-Goo Eyes' Moreno, Santanas is supremely competent and dead serious in his work of murder and thieving. While the two bozos merely used Irma Vep as a henchman or lover, Santanas is a provider who actually delivers - steadily, soberly, sans bravado - looking after her welfare as well as the welfare of the gang. And his arrival has also brought more medium shots and close-ups, increasing the viewing engagement. Now that Irma Vep's finally got some help in carrying this otherwise dull and goofy flick, will it finally start to pick up? Catch the next episode and see...

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Les Vampires: Episode 3 – The Red Codebook

The story heats up, as the The Man (alias The Great Seducer, alias the Count de Noirmoutier, alias Dr. Nox) introduces his most deadly weapon, the vamp Irma Vep, while The Reporter retaliates with his own deadly weapon: his mom. How will the Dynamic Duo of a boy and his mom fare against a gang that seems to make no money, but just hangs out and watches Les Vampires Scan'lous Pimp Dance? Catch the next episode and see...

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Les Vampires: Episode 2 – The Ring That Kills

A Man receives a ring that, he is told, can be fatal. A Reporter interviews a dancer that, rumor has it, is his fiancee. Just before her performance, the Man gives her the ring. Her performance lasts for nearly 10% of the episode before she collapses. The Man escapes, but The Reporter chases, but then The Reporter is captured, then escapes, but then the Man escapes again. Is this story going anywhere? Catch the next episode and see...

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Les Vampires: Episode 4 – The Spectre

Irma Vep and The Man (alias The Grand Vampire, alias, Mr. Treps, alias The Great Seducer, alias the Count de Noirmoutier, alias Dr. Nox) finally get down to the business of jacking dough, with not one but two schemes - The Man heads to the real estate sector, while Irma takes on banking. As the image above suggests, Irma's not too impressed with the returns on their real estate investment. But she's confident she's nailed a winner in her banking venture. Has Paris' most infamous criminal gang finally learned how to snatch some loot and hold on to it? Catch the next episode and see...

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Les Vampires: Episode 10 – The Terrible Wedding

Les Vampires goes out in grand style: dance, stunts, and gangster partying. By now it should be obvious to all that Mazamette must be French for deus ex machina, aka “unbelievable last-minute rescue”, aka “inept plot device”. It also should be clear to Emma Peel fans that Irma Vep did it first - and did it best: because she was on the side we cheer for.

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Les Vampires: Episode 5 – Dead Man's Escape

The Man (alias Baron de Mortesalgues, alias The Grand Vampire, alias, Mr. Treps, alias The Great Seducer, alias the Count de Noirmoutier, alias Dr. Nox) and Moreno, a rival Vampire gang leader, agree on only thing: that The Reporter is a pain in the ass. So in between cross and double-crossing, they actively compete in kidnapping him. Can The Reporter survive without the help of his mom? Catch the next episode and see...

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