Les Vampires: Episode 10 – The Terrible Wedding

Les Vampires goes out in grand style: dance, stunts, and gangster partying. By now it should be obvious to all that Mazamette must be French for deus ex machina, aka “unbelievable last-minute rescue”, aka “inept plot device”. It also should be clear to Emma Peel fans that Irma Vep did it first - and did it best: because she was on the side we cheer for.

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Les Vampires: Episode 9 – The Poisoner

With the Vampires again led by yet another Wile E. Coyote, forever concocting over-ingenious fails, it's up to Irma Vep to get the job done right - so she's more badass than ever.

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Les Vampires: Episode 2 – The Ring That Kills

A Man receives a ring that, he is told, can be fatal. A Reporter interviews a dancer that, rumor has it, is his fiancee. Just before her performance, the Man gives her the ring. Her performance lasts for nearly 10% of the episode before she collapses. The Man escapes, but The Reporter chases, but then The Reporter is captured, then escapes, but then the Man escapes again. Is this story going anywhere? Catch the next episode and see...

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Les Vampires: Episode 3 – The Red Codebook

The story heats up, as the The Man (alias The Great Seducer, alias the Count de Noirmoutier, alias Dr. Nox) introduces his most deadly weapon, the vamp Irma Vep, while The Reporter retaliates with his own deadly weapon: his mom. How will the Dynamic Duo of a boy and his mom fare against a gang that seems to make no money, but just hangs out and watches Les Vampires Scan'lous Pimp Dance? Catch the next episode and see...

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Les Vampires: Episode 6 – Hypnotic Eyes

Moreno, having already robbed the rival Vampire gang of "a fabulous fortune", seeks to continue milking this cash cow of professional losers. So when he learns his rivals are suspects in yet another murder with no stated payoff, he takes off hot on their trail - after giving his maid the goo-goo eyes, in case he needs a female weapon to fight Irma Vep or Mom. Meanwhile, The Man (alias Count Kerlor, alias Baron de Mortesalgues, alias The Grand Vampire, alias, Mr. Treps, alias The Great Seducer, alias the Count de Noirmoutier, alias Dr. Nox) continues doing what he does best - concocting aliases and colossal flops - while also spinning a seemingly pointless yarn (that provides one of the film's two films-within-film), as Irma Vep starts cross-dressing to prepare for her dominatrix role in sissy training for The Man. Will The Man manage to resist the urge to publicly French-kiss his "son"? Catch the next episode and see...

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Les Vampires: Episode 8 – The Thunder Master

Unlike the perpetual loser known by countless names, and unlike that double-crossing dandy 'Goo-Goo Eyes' Moreno, Santanas is supremely competent and dead serious in his work of murder and thieving. While the two bozos merely used Irma Vep as a henchman or lover, Santanas is a provider who actually delivers - steadily, soberly, sans bravado - looking after her welfare as well as the welfare of the gang. And his arrival has also brought more medium shots and close-ups, increasing the viewing engagement. Now that Irma Vep's finally got some help in carrying this otherwise dull and goofy flick, will it finally start to pick up? Catch the next episode and see...

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